arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in