Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?