i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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