I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I will pee on everything he values.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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