Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Everything about him screamed your future.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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