I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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