well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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