Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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