i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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