If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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