Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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