i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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