508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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