u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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