i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i drank out of a bidet.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.