i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.