Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..