i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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