There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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