My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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