theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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