After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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