How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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