Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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