he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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