I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Oh god it's open bar.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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