i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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