We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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