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(404): View more from Georgia

the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...

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(561): View more from Florida

I can't believe he would be such an ass

(1-561): View more from Florida

Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.

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(801): View more from Utah

Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.

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(818): View more from California

Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative

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(718): View more from New York

I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.

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(650): View more from California

Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around

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(509): View more from Washington

I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.

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