You work out of a Hotel?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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