Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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