I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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