I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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