just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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