just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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