I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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