Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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