Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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