those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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