I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Can I color on your dick again?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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