i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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