fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Apparently you make a good broom.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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