Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
as a side note pls kill me
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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