Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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