some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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