I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I need moral support for this bender
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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