People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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