whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
someone threw a dead crab at me
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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