i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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