I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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