I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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