And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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