Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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