their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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