My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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