What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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