If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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